Here’s some news!

Item: Jason Johnson’s collection of essays I SURE HOPE THIS BOOK GETS ME LAID is out now, now, now! It’s funny, funny, funny! You should get it, it, it! Look for it online or ask your bookseller.

Item: Jason Johnson has left Zenith News over let’s-call-it “creative differences”! His monthly column has moved to the Duluth Budgeteer. Google it or follow their page or whatever yeah right like you’re really gonna do that seriously is anyone reading this yeah didn’t think so.